Male Logic (Sample)

This a conversation between a HUSBAND and his WIFE. :

*WIFE*: Do you drink beer?

*WIFE*: How many beers a day?
*HUSBAND*: Usually about three

*WIFE*: How much do you pay per beer?
*HUSBAND*: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)

*WIFE*: And how long have you been drinking?
*HUSBAND*: About 20 years, I suppose

*WIFE*: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.  In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
*HUSBAND*: Correct

*WIFE*: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
*HUSBAND*: Correct

*WIFE*: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
*HUSBAND*: Do you drink beer?

*WIFE*: No.
*HUSBAND*: Where is your airplane?

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